Ode To An Irish Legend

You've made women blush, you've made women swoon
You've played Bond on Earth and Bond on the Moon
You've been Harrisons dad, you've been a regal king
You've died in the Highlander with one awful swing
You've had all the lines, and drank all the booze
Strangely you've never starred with Tom Cruise
You've been the voice of a dragon, with the heart of a child
You've been in bloody fuckin movies and some that are mild
You've died a ton of times but the bad guys always fail
Because in Crusade Indy gave you a drink from the grail
The penitent man will pass I remember you saying
When shot from a Nazis gun the ground you were laying
You taught Connor Mcloud all that you could
But acting lessons given instead of you should
You've been quoted as saying women need slaps
All I can do is cheer you and clap
You and Kevin Costner stopped people from drinking
All I can say to that is what the hell were you thinking
De Niro had a gangster kill you with a tommy gun
The league of extraordinary gentlemen wasn't much fun
Indy 4 is coming I hope it is soon
Before your bedridden and being fed through a spoon
Your definitely a legend and a titan of your time
But the Entrapment with Catherine Zeta was surely a crime
Now finding forester wasn't half bad
I mean a black guy looked up to you like you were his dad
Then there is the rock with Nicholas Caige
In First Night you got cheated on and put in a rage
Never forget Rising Sun with Wesley the Snipes
Thought you were racist bet there were gripes
Oh the Medicine Man who looked for the cure
Might be your best your character so pure
Then you defected from Moscow on a sub
And you had to act with a Baldwin, Oh what a scrub
But I will never forget that you were James Bond
And all of your movies I'll always be fond.